The Crafty Cockney - Canvey Island

The Crafty Cockney: A Hidden Gem in Canvey Island

The Crafty Cockney, nestled at 103 High St, Canvey Island SS8 7RF, United Kingdom, is more than just a store; it's an experience. This local establishment has been serving up traditional British fare, with a special focus on Pie 'n' Mash, for years, earning a reputation that stretches far beyond the island.

Unparalleled Pie 'n' Mash

What sets The Crafty Cockney apart is its commitment to quality and authenticity. Their Pie 'n' Mash, a classic East End dish, is made from scratch daily, using only the freshest ingredients. The result is a taste that transports you back in time, evoking memories of London's vibrant markets and traditional pubs.

But the secret to their success isn't just in the recipe; it's in the love and care that goes into every dish. As one customer put it, 'It should be called Tina Turner’s as simply the best'. Another raved, 'We've both agreed it was the best Pie 'n' Mash we've eaten in a long while.'

More Than Just a Meal

The Crafty Cockney isn't just about the food; it's about the atmosphere and the people. The owners have created a warm, welcoming space where locals and visitors alike can enjoy a taste of tradition. The store is wheelchair-accessible, with a dedicated car park and entrance, ensuring that everyone can enjoy their offerings.

And while the focus is on traditional dishes, The Crafty Cockney also caters to modern tastes. They accept a variety of payment methods, including credit and debit cards, as well as NFC mobile payments.

Customer Satisfaction

With 99 reviews on Google My Business, averaging an impressive 4.8/5, The Crafty Cockney speaks for itself. Customers praise the quality of the food, the friendly service, and the inviting atmosphere. One reviewer even declared, 'Second to none on this island, without a doubt.'

Whether you're a local looking for a taste of home or a visitor eager to try traditional British cuisine, The Crafty Cockney is a must-visit. It's more than just a store; it's a piece of history, a taste of tradition, and a warm, welcoming space for all.

👍 Reviews of The Crafty Cockney

mick S.

5/5

Me and my mate have just left The Crafty Cockney restaurant, Canvey Island. We've both agreed it was the best Pie n Mash We've eaten in a long while. Second to none on this island, without a doubt. Thanks very much.

Paul H.

5/5

Came in this morning with my mum in-law who lives on canvey and the best pie and mash and liquor I have had better than robins. In Basildon town centre will be back. Came back a second time and it should be called Tina turner’s as simply the best

Gary H.

5/5

The true quality of the pie mash and liquor is exactly what you'd get in any London location.
Yes they have chilli vinegar as well as ordinary vinegar.
The staff here are super friendly and make you feel like they already know you.
You may find that you have a short walk after parking as it's a bit restricted, but I usually find something within 200 yards.
The toilets here are spotlessly clean, as is everything here.
There is some outside seating available as well as a takeaway option if you require.
Prices are very competitive and they sell beer for the drinkers, personally tea goes best with pie and mash I reckon.
Once you've been here you'll stop going anywhere else as it's everything you'd expect from a pie and mash establishment.

Saul M.

5/5

Immediately decorated, plenty of seating. Food 10 out of 10. Pies were nicely filled , casings had a nice crust but still soft on the inside. Liqure was a bit thicker than most places ("a good thing"). Could not fault anything about the place or the intentive staff. Good value for money..All in all, Excellent

Michelle S.

5/5

Was so excited to have this as been so long and it was amazing lovely ill be back again very soon thank u xxx

T B.

4/5

They don't make the pies here but they were very good and were fresh and meaty, the liquor had a strong parsley taste but over all it was a very nice pie and mash at a very good price especially for outside London. the shop was also very clean with friendly staff. well done.

bevsy D.

5/5

I came here tonight as a bit of a mission really because hubby wanted pie and mash after visiting every one in Southend, Shoeburyness, Southchurch etc (our area was open). Determined to get pie and mash we found the only one open was Crafty Cockney, so off to Canvey we go (started our mission at 5.00 got there 7.25)
Told the lovely staff our story and they all said, one you try our pies you will be back. Drove home with said pie and mash and hubby tucked in
Omg he said, these pies... They are amazing, they are bloody delicious, in fact, best pies I think I have had.
So what started as a bit of a mission ended with with him very very happy and it seems, us having to drive to Canvey now for his pie and mash.

Peter B.

5/5

Cracking pie and mash, well worth a visit